http://bananasofnewyork.com/contact daily 0.75 2016-09-26 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57b321d6b3db2bd8ef2121a9/1471357410537/ Contact "Sup?" http://bananasofnewyork.com/new-page-1 daily 0.75 2016-09-26 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57b52740d482e934043d1d4e/1471489871547/ About Comedian highlights discarded fruit on ‘Bananas of New York’ website https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/5779af90bebafb8dd200ed18/1467592597218/ About http://bananasofnewyork.com/stories-1 daily 0.75 2017-03-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c432e4c2f855d2df9e638/1465664317331/ Oldest Recent Stories “I remember the old East Village, where you had to go to two separate stores if you wanted to get a tattoo and a novelty skull bong." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c45ed86db43c5eac4c28e/1465665015971/ Oldest Recent Stories “People often stop me and ask where I buy my outfits. It's weird. I don't really think of myself as a fashion expert or a model or anything like that. I'm just me, you know?" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c41cc4d088e9dc6d74d73/1465663959155/ Oldest Recent Stories “It's easy to be a celebrity in this city. No one really hassles you for autographs. You can kind of walk freely, which is really refreshing. One time in LA, I woke up and found someone in my hotel room trying to jar my sleeping breath." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c419c4d088e9dc6d74c8c/1465663911508/ Oldest Recent Stories *dead* https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c414a3c44d8eebe91376c/1465663831514/ Oldest Recent Stories “I love walking this city. It's surprising, romantic...It's just New York City. What more can I say!" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c44352b8ddec75617df08/1467142184159/ Oldest Recent Stories “Fuck you." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c44969f72666e381d053a/1465664672839/ Oldest Recent Stories "I was unpacking after my flight back from San Francisco and the inside of my bag reeked of Big Red gum. I have no idea how that could've happened. I haven't chewed Big Red in years and its been even longer since I've bought a pack. It didn't smell before the trip either. But, as soon as I unzipped my duffel in my apartment, that hot candy cinnamon smell just flooded out. I was planning on washing my clothes anyway but what gives, you know?" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c42f34c2f855d2df9e574/1465664252366/ Oldest Recent Stories “I'm not a banana." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c44682b8ddec75617dfba/1465664627916/ Oldest Recent Stories “I've been carrying ketchup on me since I was in the third grade. It's not because I like to put it on food or anything. Sometimes it's just handy to have a packet on you in case you need to fake a nosebleed. Whenever I'm in a bind at work or something, I'll pretend to walk into a door real fast and dab a bit on my nose. Can't tell you how many meetings that's gotten me out of!" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c44092b8ddec75617de64/1465664534973/ Oldest Recent Stories “He was the valedictorian, the all star quarterback, student body president, all of that. I was on a much different path. I usually spent my time outside of the classroom going to coffee shops and heckling folk singers. But then, one day at our local roller rink, I was yelling at some kids and saw this handsome man. He bought me a drink and now we've been together for thirty-seven years." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c454d86db43c5eac4c060/1465664857601/ Oldest Recent Stories “I get hit hard with allergies every spring, which can be really bad for business. No one wants to get a haircut from a guy who's sniffling and coughing the whole time. I tried wearing one of those mouth cover mask things but I couldn't breathe well in those. So recently I've just been wearing my kid's old Scream mask. Anyway, works for me and the regulars don't mind." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c41b44d088e9dc6d74cf1/1465663934581/ Oldest Recent Stories “I was once the prettiest little thing you ever saw. Everyone loved me. I had my pick of the parties on weekends. I used to laugh with friends over coffee in my garden. When I went to the beach, handsome men would try to impress me by diving off of the dock. Then, one day, things took a turn for the worse. I saw Gods of Egypt. Twice. I don't know what I was thinking. I've never been the same since." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c41673c44d8eebe9137d3/1465663859123/ Oldest Recent Stories “My son is the worst at hiding his weed. I don't understand how he can even begin to think what he's doing is discreet. First of all, he knows I don't want him smoking. He knows I don't want it in the house. He knows he's grounded if I find it but then, one day, I open up the fridge and he's taped a dime bag to the back of the almond milk. Does he really think I won't see that? And we go through almond milk fast. That carton was maybe halfway full. Also, isn't it bad for the pot to be in the fridge? It has to be, right? I don't know much about dope but this can't be the best place to put it. It's also just...I'm more offended that he might think he's pulling one over on me with this kind of thing. The other night I picked up a book from my nightstand and the pages had been hollowed out. It was a brand new book! And he's already stashing his weed in it...I'm losing my fucking mind." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c435e2b8ddec75617db90/1465664359015/ Oldest Recent Stories “I'm originally from upstate, near Poughkeepsie. I grew up having a big backyard that bordered a forest that I'd play in all the time. Since moving to the city, I've been craving something outdoorsy like that. Somewhere where I can hike, fish, swim, and be alone with nature. Somewhere like the jungle from Predator or something." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c45a3e32140042bb3069b/1465664941261/ Oldest Recent Stories “I've always been blessed with a nice voice. I'm not planning on pursuing it though. It's just a nice thing to do when you're out doing karaoke with friends or when you're having a piss. I like not having the pressure to have to do it all the time. That way it's always just fun." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c447d2b8ddec75617e004/1465664648680/ Oldest Recent Stories “Little help?" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c43f49f72666e381d0290/1465664511168/ Oldest Recent Stories “I think my son is a pervert. He's always upstairs in his room, watching old game shows. I don't understand it. I don't know where he gets it but it bothers me and makes me sick." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c444f2b8ddec75617df5e/1465664604508/ Oldest Recent Stories “I used to bartend at this club in Vegas. It was a pretty sweet gig. Lot of celebrities would come through and all that. One night, Criss Angel came by, the dude from Mindfreak. He took a seat at the bar and we talked for a bit. Seemed like a nice guy. He was drinking mojitos most of the night. After a few, I made him another and said, "It's on the house". He was quiet for a second and then started saying some shit about "cosmic energy" and "atomic transformation" or something. Next thing I know, the glass has disappeared from the counter and he says "It's not just on the house, it’s on your house." Then he gets up and leaves. No payment, no tip, no nothing. A few hours later, I finish my shift and head home a little frustrated from everything that happened. As I walk towards my door, I hear this rustling and groaning coming from the side of the house. I walk over and see a ladder on the ground next to some shattered glass. Then I spot some legs sticking out of the hedges. I walk closer and see that it's Criss Angel. He's got the wind knocked out of him or something and he's telling me that he was trying to climb onto the roof so he could put a mojito on top of it. I asked him why and he said 'So I could put it on YOUR house." I still didn't understand and he said "Never mind". The fire department came later and got him out. To this day, I don't really know what he was doing there. I guess that's just magicians for you. Very mysterious people." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c41fe3c44d8eebe913a3b/1465664228201/ Oldest Recent Stories “We're all out here for Gus' bachelor party weekend. We were just at Dallas BBQ doing a recovery brunch, but ended up getting fuckin' hammered. Now we're headed uptown to catch a show like Uncle Vanya or some shit." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c4607e32140042bb3099d/1465665042359/ Oldest Recent Stories “Every once in awhile you have to just take a seat and breathe in the city. It's an incredible place. It's in constant motion, swirling with people going here and there. At times, it can seem overwhelming. But most of the time, it gives me a sense of belonging. Belonging to the motion, the crowd, the street. Even if I'm at work or on the bus or making love to my beautiful wife, I feel like I'm always a part of it." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c41814d088e9dc6d74c3e/1465663886211/ Oldest Recent Stories “I'm not a banana, dude." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c456cc6fc08a912747826/1465664887941/ Oldest Recent Stories “Biking to work has totally changed my life. I'm exercising more, I'm seeing different parts of the city, it's just great. My four-year old daughter, on the other hand, hates it. I have a seat for her on the back and she just screams her head off for about forty-five minutes." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c43194c2f855d2df9e5e0/1465664290588/ Oldest Recent Stories “Sometimes I'll just kick back a hot cup of Tahini for lunch and call it a day. I've never been much of a big eater when I'm working. Dinner though, I'll take down a rack of lamb the size of Hollywood." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c43484c2f855d2df9e6a3/1465664339184/ Oldest Recent Stories “I've been smoking since I was sixteen. I thought it was sexy as hell. I still do. You don't quit sexy." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c44209f72666e381d035e/1465664555217/ Oldest Recent Stories “Please don't tell my wife I'm here, okay?" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c4621e32140042bb30a0e/1465665067606/ Oldest Recent Stories "I don't believe you can ever hug hard enough." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c41e53c44d8eebe9139b4/1465663984943/ Oldest Recent Stories “My friends tell me I have an incredible tolerance for pain. Whether or not that's true, I don't think they need to keep testing me on it. Last week I was riding an elevator with a co-worker. Everything was totally normal until he just stomps the crap out of my left foot. It hurt like a son of a gun. I was pissed as hell. But at the same time, I felt like showing him that it did really hurt would be letting him and my friends down in some way. I have a reputation now. So I grinned and said, 'Nice try'. I guess its just as much on me as it is on them." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/575c45c986db43c5eac4c1fe/1465664978619/ Oldest Recent Stories “I've had a few different tag names over the years. 'C Meant', 'Grapes', 'Rude Rat', 'Rough N' Tough'. I'd usually practice on the shed in my backyard but haven't been allowed to ever since my mom found some of my weed taped to the cat." http://bananasofnewyork.com/recent-stories daily 0.75 2017-03-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67e94ff7c5055bd03ed7e/1474723485305/ Old Recent Stories "Sure, it's important to have postage and all that. But if it's not sealed with a kiss, it's not going on the truck." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67ff315d5db790f2ecee2/1474723836166/ Old Recent Stories "I helped chaperone a group of high school students during their trip to Italy over spring break. I think it was a really great opportunity for them to get out of the country and get to know another culture. And the trip went off without a hitch, except for the two kids I caught making out in the Catacombs. They were pretty deep into it too. I literally had to pry them a part." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e681661b631b2086681a40/1474724204609/ Old Recent Stories "Excusez-moi! Bonjour, Je suis très perdu et il me semble avoir cassé ma jambe. Je ne parle pas beaucoup l'anglais, je suis ici en vacances. Pouvez-vous m'aider? S'il vous plaît? Pourquoi êtes-vous juste à me regarder? Ne pas prendre ma photo. Est-ce que vous marchez loin? Oh mon Dieu! C'est incroyable." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67e4929687f1c49bc7ddb/1474723412541/ Old Recent Stories “Last summer, I tried proposing to my girlfriend via a Ouija board. I made it so we both spelled out, "Will you marry me, Teresa?" but now she thinks that a ghost is in love with her. Just the other night, she said she's having second thoughts about our relationship. It fucking sucks dude." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6806eff7c5055bd03f8b5/1474723957331/ Old Recent Stories "The other night, my girlfriend expressed to me that she wanted to try something 'kinky'. Little did I know that that meant 'sliding an ice cube' into my 'derriere' while I was 'making dinner'. But hey, we're young." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e680e215d5db790f2ed343/1474724079070/ Old Recent Stories "After being a student of martial arts for about six years, I've reached the level where I can start fucking around with that cool staff-spear thing." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67ecde3df28942b839f4e/1474723546102/ Old Recent Stories “I usually eat breakfast at home but didn't have time today. It's been a pretty rough morning. Last night I got wasted at a Train concert." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6808cff7c5055bd03f952/1474723987419/ Old Recent Stories "Bubble tea fucking sucks. Sure, it tastes great and all that but if you drink it too fast all the ice sinks down and covers up the tapioca balls so you can't eat them. Do you know what I'm talking about? Please tell me you know where I'm coming from on this." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e68147ebbd1a49b794f239/1474724174530/ Old Recent Stories "At work, I accidentally called my boss, 'Mom'. I'm taking my lunch break now and might not go back." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6802c15d5db790f2ed025/1474723892828/ Old Recent Stories "Not a nanner, bruh, but I see where you got mixed up." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67e77e3df28942b839df2/1474723457675/ Old Recent Stories “Dude, easy with the flash! I just got LASIK." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e68051ff7c5055bd03f7fd/1474723926799/ Old Recent Stories "My husband and I have always been supportive of our son. But, at the same time, we're kind of dreading the fact that we're probably going to have to bail him out if he doesn't meet the goal on his Kickstarter. Sure, he's our boy and we're proud of him, but we don't want to have to pledge eighteen hundred dollars so he can make some shitty web-series about dating a swing set in Brooklyn or whatever the hell it is." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67f0ae3df28942b83a079/1474723610373/ Old Recent Stories "Whenever I see a recipe that asks you to cook onions until they 'sweat', I want to throw up." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e681a0197aea5186d93f3a/1474724263510/ Old Recent Stories "There are times where, when I'm feeling down and need a boost, I'll open up my garage and look at the TruckNutz on the back of my pick-up. Get's me every time." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67fb4579fb3ccde1b44c6/1474723769780/ Old Recent Stories "I got my OB/GYN a 'Female Body Inspector' t-shirt for her birthday. I haven't heard back from her about it but she's my aunt so I'll see her at Christmas." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6812815d5db790f2ed447/1474724144494/ Old Recent Stories "First thing I do when I go to a restaurant is order a daiquiri. If they don't have it, I bolt. They don't deserve my business and they don't deserve me." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67fd9e58c62bf3112d2a6/1474723807929/ Old Recent Stories "We've been trying to park this bad boy for about a half hour or so. It's not easy parallel parking in the city. It's not easy driving in the city. After driving around all day today, I think its safe to say neither of us want to get our driver's license." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e681d4bebafba411236d7a/1474724317223/ Old Recent Stories "I like that The National are big Deadheads. I haven't listened to much of their stuff but I think its cool that they're fans." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67f31e3df28942b83a138/1474723639800/ Old Recent Stories “My great grandfather immigrated through Ellis Island. Apparently he got into a tiff with one of the document workers, which explains why his last name was changed from 'Kowalski' to 'Nerdcake'. That's been our family name ever since." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67e268419c20a8e1670ca/1474723379323/ Old Recent Stories "I recently went to the Hollywood Walk of Fame and found out that I have the same size hands as Mel Gibson. It's become one of my greatest sources of strength." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e681baebbd1a49b794f45e/1474724289464/ Old Recent Stories "My buddies and I went duck hunting over the weekend. We were having a great time until my friend Bryant mentioned that mallards mate for life. That kind of put a damper on everything." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e680a815d5db790f2ed21d/1474724020986/ Old Recent Stories "When I played basketball in middle school, we had this play where I'd get down on all fours and bark like a dog to distract the other team. It was pretty successful and we'd usually get a bucket out of it. However, it was hard for me to snap out of it once I started playing 'the dog' so I'd often find myself playing out the rest of the quarter barking and scrambling on the floor. It was a little humiliating, sure, but we won a lot. We had to stop doing it eventually though after I bit one of the refs." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67eadd1758ea3c68ab689/1474723513239/ Old Recent Stories “I have a stand at the Union Square farmer's market and we've been pretty proud of our produce this past summer. I dare you to find a sweeter fucking peach." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e67f5fd2b857a31e0f64f1/1474723728941/ Old Recent Stories “Having a sense of privacy is important to me, especially nowadays. With everyone's info online and with all of these hacks and everything, I'm trying to get off the grid more. No more social media or any of that. It's gotten to the point where I'm thinking of getting rid of my email. I feel like if anything really important happens or if someone really needs to reach me, I trust that they'll be able to get a hold of me. But for now, I'll just exist as me, Martin Woodhouse, living at three four six Grace Street, New York, New York, zip code one zero zero one eight." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e680c99f7456dca3c63ae5/1474724048504/ Old Recent Stories "If my son decides he wants to smoke, that's fine by me. Only rule is that he has to do it in the house. From a six foot tall hookah. And he has to share it with his brother and sisters and my wife and I. If he still wants to do it, then that's his choice." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6801015d5db790f2ecf7a/1474723866744/ Old Recent Stories "If I have to reconcile another bogus spreadsheet from corporate, I'm going to microwave fish in the office kitchen. I don't give a fuck!" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e68183bebafba411236b62/1474724238888/ Old Recent Stories "My friend group loves high fiber diets." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6810b03596e87cb178ce8/1474724114805/ Old Recent Stories "I was getting changed one morning and decided to pick up my cat while I was still completely naked. I don't know why but it felt wrong." http://bananasofnewyork.com/other-recent-stories daily 0.75 2017-03-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b56f15d5db790f3046b4/1474737525084/ Not Very Recent Stories "As an ambulance driver, I've seen just about everything. You name it, I've seen it. Every kind of traffic you can imagine." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b339ebbd1a49b7964d0e/1474736963298/ Not Very Recent Stories "Am I a Yankees fan? No. Do I like baseball? No. Could I even be considered a child? No, I'm thirty-eight. But here I am, in Yankees stadium, serving as the dugout's batboy for nine innings." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b5bf29687f1c49bdeead/1474737612385/ Not Very Recent Stories "Fall is the most beautiful time of year in New York. All eight minutes of it." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b3dd15d5db790f303b38/1474737122678/ Not Very Recent Stories "You spend three hours with a guy at a Phish concert, share a vape with him on the bus back, and then, as soon as you get off, he walks away like you're total strangers. Unbelievable. Nathan! Wait up, bud!" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b4a45016e1b28d24e836/1474737329229/ Not Very Recent Stories "I'm not a banana, baby." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b3a915d5db790f3039b6/1474737073055/ Not Very Recent Stories "Damn right I'm a Haagen-doggy. Bow wow! Puppy wants his chow!" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b31bc534a5476990fe44/1474736931201/ Not Very Recent Stories "I moved to New York about three weeks ago and so far it's been nothing like Maid in Manhattan. Or Jungle 2 Jungle." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b595b3db2b1dd1184650/1474737562832/ Not Very Recent Stories "Fashion has always been a big part of my life. In high school, I went to prom wearing one of the Dumb and Dumber tuxes. My friend bailed though, so it was just me in the blue tux. It didn't have the effect I was going for but I still had fun." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b373ebbd1a49b7964ef0/1474737022351/ Not Very Recent Stories "Surprise! Happy...Oh, sorry. I thought you were my friend, Kevin. Can you push me back in?" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b4e729687f1c49bde3d3/1474737393583/ Not Very Recent Stories "I've started making my own rose water at home. Its very simple to make and tastes so refreshing. However, I think I must be messing up somewhere as I keep getting violent diarrhea." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b46815d5db790f303ecc/1474737260011/ Not Very Recent Stories "I don't get it. I just had my bar mitzvah and I still can't palm a basketball? I thought I was supposed to be a man now." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b432893fc0443582a889/1474737208546/ Not Very Recent Stories "You caught me having one hell of a day, my friend. I just got kicked out of a court of law for wearing a GoPro on my head. I didn't even have a chance to call up a witness." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b5ab197aea5186daa708/1474737585483/ Not Very Recent Stories "Now this is living!" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b3c315d5db790f303a8e/1474737097318/ Not Very Recent Stories "I never pack a lunch for work just in case my street gets a visit from the fake weed lollipop truck." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b4c715d5db790f304176/1474737357468/ Not Very Recent Stories "I pretty much only buy things in person, always have. Doing all the online stuff makes it feel so sterile and disconnected. It's much better to actually go into the store, especially with buying clothes. How often do you buy something from online that you know for sure will fit? I'd rather not risk it and go somewhere where I can actually try on the Heelys." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b5e0197aea5186daa8c2/1474737638430/ Not Very Recent Stories "My husband and I were interested in traveling somewhere but we weren't sure where. We were feeling adventurous so we decided to throw a dart at a big map of the world and wherever it landed, we promised each other we'd go there. So, in a couple of months, we're headed up to Westchester, New York, and I truly can't believe that that's where the dart landed." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b5f4b3db2b1dd118499d/1474737659302/ Not Very Recent Stories "I'm not a banana. Close though." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b669d482e9a8f588e927/1474737776835/ Not Very Recent Stories "Taking a quick pump break before taking the little ones to Barclays. They're the only baby triplets I know that can't get enough of the Nets." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b3f3ebbd1a49b796528c/1474737144856/ Not Very Recent Stories "Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Pretty close, right?" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b39115d5db790f303901/1474737047093/ Not Very Recent Stories "I hate that my dad has thicker bangs than I do." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b40debbd1a49b7965329/1474737171035/ Not Very Recent Stories "It's a double cup kind of day. Subway keeps their Coke pretty piping hot, man." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b48a15d5db790f303fd8/1474737296331/ Not Very Recent Stories "Showing up to work completely soaked in sweat is kind of a badge of honor and my clients respect that and if they don't, they should. I'm their pediatrician for god's sake!" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b5085016e1b28d24eb53/1474737422325/ Not Very Recent Stories "I was a producer on the documentary series, 'Planet Earth.' Most of the time filming for the show was incredible. I got to see amazing landscapes and a vast diversity in wildlife beyond what I ever thought existed. I really got a sense for how much humans are just a part of the whole ecosystem that is Earth. It was a tremendous experience. Except for the five days where I had to watch elephant seals mate. It made me want to burn this whole place down." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b35d893fc0443582a23b/1474736996108/ Not Very Recent Stories "My family's Easter egg hunts are getting too intense." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b44aebbd1a49b79654d8/1474737232221/ Not Very Recent Stories "He's an indoor person, I prefer being outside. I smoke, he's clean. We couldn't be more opposite but here we are, a month shy from our fifteenth wedding anniversary. I guess this is that 'love' thing everyone keeps talking about." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b51f15d5db790f30440d/1474737444971/ Not Very Recent Stories "Soon after my husband and I got married, we walked across the Brooklyn Bridge. When we got to the middle, we attached a lock to the fence with our initials carved into it. Afterwards, we kissed and I put my head on his chest and we watched the sunset together. It was truly magical. Overall, I'd give that day four out of five stars." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b557b3db2b1dd1184496/1474737502461/ Not Very Recent Stories "I'm not usually one to complain, which sucks." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/57e6b53b15d5db790f3044e0/1474737472121/ Not Very Recent Stories "I try to get to the train ten minutes or so before the morning rush hits. That way, I can usually get a seat and have some space to myself to scream about God and what not." http://bananasofnewyork.com/another-recent daily 1.0 2017-04-03 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5d00e46c3c42dbe603453/1488310294929/ Recent Stories "I used to swim in pools with a shirt on when I was a kid. Not because of weight stuff or anything. I just loved Polos." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5ce4db8a79b3c897c64e9/1488309846600/ Recent Stories "If you use a golf umbrella when it rains in Manhattan you best BELIEVE I'm going to sidle my wet butt next to you under there." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf359f7456597d2f31bc/1488310075431/ Recent Stories "I lost my virginity in a Hudson News. It was such a beautiful moment between my partner and me, I can't help but stop in there for a minute or two when I travel just to reminisce. Also, they have a ton of great magazines." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf57e3df281a69c59b6e/1488310109095/ Recent Stories "I was going to be my brother's best man at his wedding until I dunked on him during a Zog game last week. Honestly, it was worth it." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5ce9e3e00becc83681b3f/1488309929157/ Recent Stories "I wish I could lucid dream. I'd eat all of the Lactaid ice cream I can get my sticky little hands on." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cfd6d482e9ebad968041/1488310237120/ Recent Stories "My first feature role was in 8 Mile, where I played Mom's Spaghetti. It was a real treat to work alongside Em and the toilet. Also, just to be clear, I'm not a banana." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf84bf629a74ccc3b0ab/1488310157556/ Recent Stories "I work out everyday. I want my body to be hard. Plain and simple." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cece725e25edec9025f1/1488309973463/ Recent Stories "Is it weird? Sure. But I can't get a good nap in if I don't tip a Von Dutch hat over my peepers." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf491b10e35ca03a7af6/1488310095161/ Recent Stories "I can't really watch horror films. I have an overactive imagination so if I go to bed after watching a scary movie I end up staying awake all night writing sequels to it." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf73cd0f68f27d435884/1488310136810/ Recent Stories "I've stopped flossing all together. Now I just use some of the keyboard cleaner I brought home from the office". https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5ce8b1b631bbb2f834954/1488309908882/ Recent Stories "I've got a loft in Tribeca, which is great because I need a lot of space to house my art. For the past eleven years I've been collecting Vespas I find parked on the street." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5ce7929687f49518ac55e/1488309890003/ Recent Stories "When you think about it, I've come a long way. I was born in a crab trap at Coney Island and was raised by a plastic bag and an empty bottle of Michelob Ultra. Now I'm a managing director at Salesforce. Life is such a wild ride!" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf0e9f7456597d2f2f56/1488310038471/ Recent Stories "Literally, my parents landed, got in a taxi, drove to Times Scare, saw that it was closed, took a taxi back to the airport, and flew back home. We were supposed to spend Christmas in New York together but, you know, I get it. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5ce1659cc6836cd99d66e/1488309795513/ Recent Stories “This morning, I was officially named the most ticklish person in the office. I love my work family." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf96414fb5adb04c5d57/1488310172479/ Recent Stories "When I meditate, I have a mantra that I repeat to myself to keep me focused. I'm not supposed to tell you what it is but let's just say it sounds an awful lot like the Mighty Ducks's chant." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cefbb3db2b8dfefd3fa9/1488310022415/ Recent Stories "My dirtiest secret? I still use Napster." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cffed2b857059b9c03fe/1488310277099/ Recent Stories "My husband and I met when we were thirteen in an arcade. So it was no surprise that Kevin, when he proposed to me, said, "Get over here!' He's so sweet." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cfb03e00becc83682d00/1488310198580/ Recent Stories "Ever since I saw 'The Boxtrolls,' I can't get enough of these bad boys." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cfeb414fb5adb04c63fc/1488310260453/ Recent Stories "We climbed the rope today in P.E. Crazy thing was, once you got to the top, you found out that you were actually climbing Coach Nelson's ponytail. He was up in the rafters the whole time! He'd laugh and give you a high five at the end. It was pretty cool." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5ce2fb3db2b8dfefd30c5/1488309821724/ Recent Stories "I'm a triple threat: I can sing, dance, and make wax replicas of celebrities." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5ceb2440243cd15d0166b/1488309943764/ Recent Stories "For six years, I was in the Special Forces. I've done things that you only see in video games. Oddly, mostly it's stuff you'd see in Crash Bandicoot." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5ce6a1b10e35ca03a6be6/1488309872596/ Recent Stories "Everyday I go to a different dollar pizza place to try to find New York's best budget slice and I got to tell you, I don't feel good." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5d04315d5dbdd82a6d6a5/1488310344549/ Recent Stories "Adam and I have been working on a pilot for eighteen months now. It's about a family band that all play bass for a futuristic cult on Mars. Excuse me, my phone's ringing. Yeah, it's Hollywood." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cec18419c25b96cbdf70/1488309960420/ Recent Stories "I don't remember much about my guitar teacher growing up. All I know is that he had long, curvy nails on one hand and he smelt like old Pogs." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf24c534a53f0132a37a/1488310061108/ Recent Stories "On bad days, I'll run the bath, grab an Edible Arrangement out of the fridge, and just soak out the tension." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5d020cd0f68f27d436472/1488310309480/ Recent Stories "I'm convinced that I'd not only win American Ninja Warrior but I'd be fully capable, as a ninja, of being able to assassinate whoever I'm paid to." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5cf66a5790af065c5b135/1488310124734/ Recent Stories "Compassion and empathy for others are the only things that will help us through these tough times caused by those stupid fucking asshole idiots." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b5d030ebbd1a71201c3ba2/1488310328622/ Recent Stories "I love waking up early enough to catch the sun rise. It's this universal symbol of beginning and it can be very fulfilling to witness to it. Every morning, I sit on the side of my bed and watch my room turn golden as the sun's rays squirt into my room." http://bananasofnewyork.com/even-more-recent daily 0.75 2017-03-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85741bebafbdd4142a9d9/1488476007443/ Less Recent Stories "I once tried to do the worm in college and bruised my pelvis when I slammed the floor with my belt-buckle. The professor and everyone else in the classroom just looked at me until I left." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85771197aea30905440ac/1488476022988/ Less Recent Stories "Whenever I get lonely at night, I look out at the moon and know that, somewhere out there, there's someone else looking at that same moon that's smokin' hot." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8550e17bffc4dc4687da0/1488475418086/ Less Recent Stories "I've sacrificed many personal relationships trying to keep this tree safe." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8572d414fb5cbe10f06c9/1488475955668/ Less Recent Stories "I read to my kids every night before bed. Mostly just Kanye tweets." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b854a88419c27590c3ceee/1488475311451/ Less Recent Stories "Date night with my husband usually involves cocktails and dinner at a fusion restaurant, a movie, and then a little Ace of Cakes on in the background while we smash." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8542f2994caafdbca9458/1488475189182/ Less Recent Stories "Every night, before I got to sleepy-snuggy, I take a single scoop of icy creamy yum yum and say 'bye-bye' then I flush it down the toilet." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b853f017bffc4dc46869fc/1488475128731/ Less Recent Stories "I literally walked into the barbershop and told the barber to give me 'The Tintin.'" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8578b2e69cfd0f446f172/1488476054343/ Less Recent Stories "If I'm having trouble sleeping, I'll try to close my eyes and take some deep breaths and peer pressure my subconscious into a cool dream." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8571cdb29d69336071976/1488475940287/ Less Recent Stories "You know how the Fonz would knock his fist against a vending machine and a soda comes out? I'm like that, except with walls and cockroaches." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8583d9f74566e1ddd9ea0/1488476227083/ Less Recent Stories "An actor always knows how to find their light." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b855252e69cfd0f446cb79/1488475902020/IMG_5239.jpg Less Recent Stories "You know the Seinfeld where George sleeps under his desk? I've done that too. Except it was a podium and it was during a meeting at the U.N." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8547137c58149faf9448f/1488475256096/ Less Recent Stories "My landlord doesn't allow animals in the apartment. So I said to her, 'Well then how come I can stay here?' We've been married ever since." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b854d5cd0f6809a37eeeaf/1488475358241/ Less Recent Stories "I like to listen to podcasts when I run. Recently, I've been catching up on episodes of SciSounds. It's just two guys that interview people in niche fields of study and say 'fascinating' a bunch. It's way different than anything else that's out there." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b854c0a5790a60fdff38fd/1488475339930/ Less Recent Stories "It's wild to think that the same trees that line St. Marks are the same ones that The Ramones and Blondie and countless other icons used to walk by. And now I walk by them too when I'm on my way to K-Mart." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b854e815d5dbf52ae1290c/1488475376014/ Less Recent Stories "I kind of had a Moses-like experience when I was a baby. Except, I didn't float down the Nile in a basket. I was put in some guy's backpack at a String Cheese Incident concert." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85405b8a79b54adf040a7/1488475147494/ Less Recent Stories "When I'm working, I don't 'drink water' or 'hydrate'. I slake my thirst like my throat was a nasty dragon." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b854fbd2b8571b5e2fa6c3/1488475393888/ Less Recent Stories "I know there's some secret way of changing in the locker room where no one sees your privates but I have no idea how to do it. Right now, when I'm getting changed, I'll just scream and slam my body against the lockers until everyone leaves." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85869b3db2ba23e81b2a3/1488476271526/ Less Recent Stories "When I see a full moon, I don't turn into a werewolf so much as I turn into the big dog from Big Dog Sportswear. You know, the one that says tough guy things?" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8570c1b10e3d344878cad/1488475923987/ Less Recent Stories "My high school superlative was 'Most Likely To Start A Wave At A Basketball Game.' Everyday I try to live up to that." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b857ad29687fe151a85504/1488476083962/ Less Recent Stories "When I was at school, I'd try to impress everybody by doing the monkey bars. I'd skip two at a time. I couldn't help it. I was just a buff kid." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8582b1b10e3d34487a08d/1488476211070/ Less Recent Stories "I have about five solid daydreams that I rotate throughout the week. Almost all of them end with me dunking and shattering the backboard glass." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85458d2b8571b5e2f9ae4/1488475238603/ Less Recent Stories "After learning how intelligent octopuses are, it's become really difficult for me to keep eating them at the aquarium." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8579ff7e0ab28460e1079/1488476069218/ Less Recent Stories "I 3D printed a Zune for my niece. She's only four so it should be good." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85447c534a5542e7f1331/1488475214944/ Less Recent Stories "Last weekend while I was away on business, I flipped on our living room Nest cam and caught our babysitter and my son suckin' down ice cold Monsters and watching The Carbonaro Effect. I was so jelly." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85494893fc0d348e09971/1488475293484/ Less Recent Stories "As a growing young man, I wore a lot of hand-me-downs, which I totally get. The only thing that confused me was how my parents came across so many sailor outfits." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8541bf5e2312036861356/1488475171683/ Less Recent Stories "My deep love for all people knows no boundaries. Yeah, you guessed it. Sorry bro, but I love you." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85850be6594f99b50d07c/1488476249883/ Less Recent Stories "Rockstars must have so much energy, you know? They party every night with drugs and alcohol, rehearse and tour constantly, just non-stop motion. Me? I can't go to my kids graduation without having to lie down in the aisle for twenty minutes." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85482b8a79b54adf047c0/1488475273796/ Less Recent Stories "During the winter, I'm a ski pro. During the summer, I'm a lifeguard. During the fall, I sell pumpkins. During the spring, I manage a skate park for former priests." http://bananasofnewyork.com/im-talking-recent-bunch daily 0.75 2017-03-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b858f3e58c624c6813eb25/1488476410525/ Barely Recent Stories "If I have some extra time, I'll hand wash my delicates in the sink. But sometimes I can't squeeze it all in during my shift at the restaurant." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85951cd0f6809a37f34b2/1488476503482/ Barely Recent Stories "Every morning I down an ounce of apple cider vinegar, throw back some fish oil pills, eat some chia seed pudding, and then hit the gym for an hour. Yeah, you're standing in front of a god. Your god." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85b56e4fcb5243cf62bec/1488477023182/ Barely Recent Stories "I've been playing Minecraft for about three months and I'm about halfway done building a Dave & Buster's." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b85bb4ff7c50899e4ff85f/1488477119376/ Barely Recent Stories "After our date, he took me to this really great ice cream place. I ordered my cone and then he asked the person at the counter, 'What kind of sorbets do you have?' 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Or if they are trying to impress their friends." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b859bf414fb5cbe10f3105/1488476614544/ Barely Recent Stories "Whales are cool because they are some of the biggest things and they eat some of the smallest things and sometimes jump over boys punching in the air. Must be awesome." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8591915d5dbf52ae17177/1488476446583/ Barely Recent Stories "I'm thirty-eight and I still give my pillow the People's Elbow when I hop into bed. My wife loves it." https://static1.squarespace.com/static/572b9c7286db439f9e75cbd6/t/58b8592bebbd1a6f889a96e6/1488476465463/ Barely Recent Stories "My first boyfriend in high school was the quiet, rebellious type. He wore a leather jacket with safety pins in it. He'd smoke cigarettes in the parking lot. He'd take me up into the hills on his motorcycle and we'd sit and look out over downtown Los Angeles while we both sang. 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